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Mad Love (1935)
- Each man kills the thing he loves.
Peter Lorre as Doctor Gogol
Mad Max (1975)
- They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes!
Roger Ward as Fifi
- I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.
Mel Gibson as Max
Madagascar (2005)
- I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
Chris Rock as Marty the Zebra
- Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Chris Rock as Marty the Zebra
- Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
David Schwimmer as Melman the Giraffe
- Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild.
Tom McGrath as Skipper the Penguin
- We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
Sacha Baron Cohen as Julian
The Magnificent Seven (1960)
- If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.
Eli Wallach as Calvera
- There's a job for six men, watching over a village, south of the border.
Yul Brynner as Chris
- Don't you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards. You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there's nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage.
Charles Bronson as O'Reilly
- Well, the graveyards are full of boys who were very young, and very proud.
Yul Brynner as Chris
- Yes. The fighting is over. Your work is done. For them, each season has its tasks. If there were a season for gratitude, they'd show it more.
Vladimir Sokoloff as the Old Man
Major League (1989)
- How's your wife and my kids?
Peter Vuckovich as Clue Heywood
- The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it.
Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hays
- Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.
Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle
Malcom X (1992)
- You will be in the public eye. Beware of them cameras. Oh, them cameras are bad as any narcotic.
Al Freeman Jr. as Elijah Muhammad
- We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!
Denzel Washington as Malcolm X
- A Muslim must be strikingly upright; an outstanding example so that those in the darkness can see the power of the light.
Albert Hall as Baines
- We didn't see any democracy on the streets of Harlem or on the streets of Brooklyn or on the streets of Detroit or Chicago. Ain't no democracy down there. No, we've never seem democracy! All we've seen is hypocrisy! We don't see any American Dream. We've experienced only the American Nightmare!
Denzel Washington as Malcolm X
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
- It's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade
- I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade
- When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it. And it happens we're in the detective business. Well, when one of your organization gets killed, it's-it's bad business to let the killer get away with it, bad all around, bad for every detective everywhere.
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade
- I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.
Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman
- Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.
Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman
- I distrust a man who says "when." If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman
- These are facts, historical facts, not schoolbook history, not Mr. Well's history, but history nevertheless.
Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman
- The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade
A Man for All Seasons (1966)
- Not so. Not so, Master Secretary. The maxim is "Qui tacet consentiret": the maxim of the law is "Silence gives consent". If therefore you wish to construe what my silence betokened, you must construe that I consented, not that I denied.
Paul Scofield as Sir Thomas Moore
- I am commanded by the king to be brief, and since I am the king's obedient subject, brief I will be. I die His Majesty's good servant, but God's first.
Paul Scofield as Sir Thomas Moore
Man of La Mancha (1972)
- I invent false information about a country and sell it to others stupid enough to believe it.
John Castle as The Duke
- We generally fine a prisoner all his possessions. It's not practical to take more
Harry Andrews as The Governor
- Well, first, I ride behind him. Then he fights. And then I pick him up off the ground.
James Coco as Sancho Panza
- Many a man has gone to bed feeling well, only to wake up the next morning and find himself dead.
James Coco as Sancho Panza
- Dost not see? A monstrous giant of infamous repute whom I intend to encounter. A giant. Canst thou not see the four great arms whirling at his back?
Peter O'Toole as Don Quixote
- I shall impersonate a man. His name is Alonso Quijana, a country squire no longer young. Being retired, he has much time for books. He studies them from morn till night and often through the night and morn again, and all he reads oppresses him; fills him with indignation at man's murderous ways toward man. He ponders the problem of how to make better a world where evil brings profit and virtue none at all; where fraud and deceit are mingled with truth and sincerity. He broods and broods and broods and broods and finally his brains dry up. He lays down the melancholy burden of sanity and conceives the strangest project ever imagined - -to become a knight-errant, and sally forth into the world in search of adventures; to mount a crusade; to raise up the weak and those in need. No longer will he be plain Alonso Quijana, but a dauntless knight known as Don Quixote de La Mancha.
Peter O'Toole as Miguel de Cervantes
- I've been a soldier and a slave. I've seen my comrades fall in battle or die more slowly under the lash in Africa. I've held them in my arms at the final moment. These were men who saw life as it is, yet they died despairing. No glory, no brave last words, only their eyes, filled with confusion, questioning "Why?" I don't think they were wondering why they were dying, but why they had ever lived. When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? To surrender dreams - -this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness! But maddest of all - -to see life as it is and not as it should be.
Peter O'Toole as Miguel de Cervantes
- Not well? What is illness to the body of a knight-errant? What matter wounds? For each time he falls, he shall rise again, and woe to the wicked. A knight must not complain of his wounds, though his bowels be dropping out.
Peter O'Toole as Don Quixote
- A man who chooses to be mad can also choose to be sane.
John Castle as Dr. Sanson Carrasco
- Dying is such a waste of good health.
James Coco as Sancho Panza
- You know what the worst crime of all is? Being born. For that you get punished your whole life.
Sophia Loren as Aldonza
- I have never had the courage to believe in nothing.
Peter O'Toole as Miguel de Cervantes
The Man Who Would Be King (1975)
- In any place where they fight, a man who knows how to drill men can always be a King. We shall go to those parts and say to any King we find - "D'you want to vanquish your foes?' and we will show him how to drill men; for that we know better than anything else. Then we will subvert that King and seize his Throne and establish a Dynasty.
Sean Connery as Daniel Dravot
- Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.
Sean Connery as Daniel Dravot
- Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?
Sean Connery as Daniel Dravot
The Man with Two Brains (1983)
- Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.
Steve Martin as Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
- I am making a citizens divorce. By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!
Steve Martin as Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
- I get so excited when you get angry. It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will.
Kathleen Turner as Dolores Benedict
- I don't know if I was interested so much in the science as I was in the slime that goes along with it. Snakes and frogs. When I saw how slimy the human brain was, I knew that's what I wanted to do for the rest of my life.
Steve Martin as Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
- I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am.
Sissy Spacek as Anne Uumellmahaye
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
- There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that enter a room and turn the television set on, and those that enter a room and turn the television set off.
Laurence Harvey as Raymond Shaw
- It's a terrible thing to hate your mother. But I didn't always hate her. When I was a child, I only kind of disliked her.
Laurence Harvey as Raymond Shaw
- His brain has not only been washed, as they say - It has been dry cleaned.
Khigh Dhiegh as Yen Lo
- My full name is Eugenie Rose. Of the two names I've always favored Rose, 'cause it smells of brown soap and beer. Eugenie is somehow more fragile.
Janet Leigh as Eugenie Rose Chaney
- A little humor, my dear Zilkov, always with a little humor
Khigh Dhiegh as Yen Lo
Manhattan (1979)
- Corn beef should not be blue.
Woody Allen as Isaac Davis
- I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.
Woody Allen as Isaac Davis
- This is so antiseptic. It's empty. Why do you think this is funny? You're going by audience reaction? This is an audience that's raised on television, their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
Woody Allen as Isaac Davis
- Don't psychoanalyze me. I pay a doctor for that.
Diane Keaton as Mary Wilke
Marathon Man (1976)
- Is it safe?
Laurence Olivier as Christian Szell
- Thus far I find you rather repulsive, may I say that without hurting your feelings?
Laurence Olivier as Christian Szell
- I envy you your school days. Enjoy them fully. It's the last time in your life no one expects anything of you.
Laurence Olivier as Christian Szell
- Well, you four have the dubious honor of having been picked from over two hundred applicants for this seminar. Well, let me just say this. There's a shortage of natural resources. There's a shortage of breathable air, there's even a shortage of adequate claret. But there is no shortage of historians. We grind you out like link sausages.
Fritz Weaver as Professor Biesenthal
Mars Attacks! (1996)
- I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.
Jack Nicholson as Art Land
- Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.
Lukas Haas as Richie Norris
- If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.
Jack Nicholson as Art Land
- I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.
Lukas Haas as Richie Norris
- I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.
Jack Nicholson as President Dale
- You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?
Danny DaVito as a Gambler
Mary Poppins (1964)
- Our first game is called "well begun is half done."
Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
- That's a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken.
Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
- As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfectly in every way."
Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
- You know, begging you pardon, but the one my heart goes out to is your father. There he is in that cold, heartless bank day after day, hemmed in by mounds of cold, heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up. They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all.
Dick VanDyke as Bert
- Oh, supercallifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious! Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!
Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
- First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.
Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
- Close your mouth please, Michael, we are not a codfish.
Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
MASH (1970)
- Gentlemen, I'm Corporal O'Reilly, they call me Radar.
Gary Burghoff as Radar O'Reilly
- This isn't a hospital. It's an insane asylum.
Sally Kellerman as Hotlips O'Houlihan
Matilda (1996)
- ryone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
Danny DaVito as the Narrator
- Most parents believe their children are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. Others take a less emotional approach:
Danny DaVito as the Narrator
- Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
Danny DaVito as Harry Wormwood
- I'm smart; you're dumb. I'm big; you're small. I'm right, you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it.
Danny DaVito as Harry Wormwood
- My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto.
Pam Ferris as Agatha Trunchbull
- My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all.
Pam Ferris as Agatha Trunchbull
- Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." Instead he said, "When a person is bad." And thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Only when they deserved it, of course.
Danny DaVito as the Narrator
- I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
Danny DaVito as the Narrator
- You're the only daughter I ever had, Matilda. And I never understood you, not one little bit
Rhea Perlman as Zinnia Wormwood
- Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. A really strong stomach.
Mara Wilson as Matilda
The Matrix (1999)
- I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Carrie-Ann Moss as Trinity
- The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Carrie-Ann Moss as Trinity
- The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus
- Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus
- Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus
- Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Rowan Witt as Spoon boy
- I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith
- Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus
- You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.
Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith
- Never send a human to do a machine's job.
Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith
- You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken.
David Aston as Rhineheart
- Welcome to the desert of the real.
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus
The Meaning of life (1983)
- The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
Michael Palin as Catholic Father
- You see that house? That is where I was born. My mother said to me, "Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter.
Eric Idle as Gaston
- Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Michael Palin as Hospital Administrator
Memento (2000)
- I always thought the joy of reading a book is not knowing what happens next.
Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
- Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
- I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.
Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
- I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage.
Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
- We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.
Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
- Facts, not memories. That's how you investigate. I know, it's what I used to do.
Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
Men in Black (1997)
- Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.
Rip Torn as Zed
- You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.
Rip Torn as Zed
- A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
Tommy Lee Jones as Kay
- All right, kid, here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1500 aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.
Tommy Lee Jones as Kay
- I hate the living.
Linda Fiorentino as Dr. Weaver
- Everything they've ever "known" has been proven to be wrong. A thousand years ago everybody knew as a fact, that the earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
Tommy Lee Jones as Kay
- There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they Do... Not... Know about it!
Tommy Lee Jones as Kay
Message in a Bottle (1999)
- If some lives form a perfect circle, other take shape in ways we cannot predict or always understand. Loss has been part of my journey. But it has also shown me what is precious. So has love for which I can only be grateful.
Robin Wright Penn as Theresa Osborne
Michael (1996)
- You can never have too much sugar.
John Travolta as Michael
- You know, I invented marriage. Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
John Travolta as Michael
- The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
John Travolta as Michael
- I'm not that kind of angel.
John Travolta as Michael
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
- I only get carsick on boats.
John Voight as Joe Buck
- You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997)
- This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!
John Cusack as John Kelso
- I'm what they call "nouveau riche," but then, it's only the "riche" that counts.
Kevin Spacey as Jim Williams
- To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
Irma P. Hall as Minerva
- Sport, truth, like art, is in the eye of the beholder. You believe what you choose and I'll believe what I know.
Kevin Spacey as Jim Williams
- If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.
Alison Eastwood as Mandy Nichols
A Mighty Wind (2003)
- There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
John Michael Higgins as Terry Bohner
- Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.
Jennifer Coolidge as Amber Cole
- This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
John Michael Higgins as Terry Bohner
Million Dollar baby (2004)
- If there's magic in boxing, it's the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It's the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you.
Morgan Freeman as Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
- Frankie likes to say that boxing is an unnatural act, that everything in boxing is backwards: sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step back... But step back too far and you ain't fighting at all.
Morgan Freeman as Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
- Frankie, I've seen you at Mass almost every day for 23 years. The only person comes to church that much is the kind who can't forgive himself for something.
Brian F. O'Byrne as Father Horvak
- There is magic in fighting battles beyond endurance
Morgan Freeman as Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
- Seems there are Irish people everywhere, or people who want to be.
Morgan Freeman as Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
- Look Doris, someday you're going to find that your way of facing this realistic world just doesn't work. And when you do, don't overlook those lovely intangibles. You'll discover those are the only things that are worthwhile.
John Payne as Fred Gailey
- Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles.
John Payne as Fred Gailey
- All right, you go back and tell them that the New York State Supreme Court rules there's no Santa Claus. It's all over the papers. The kids read it and they don't hang up their stockings. Now what happens to all the toys that are supposed to be in those stockings? Nobody buys them. The toy manufacturers are going to like that; so they have to lay off a lot of their employees, union employees. Now you got the CIO and the AF of L against you and they're going to adore you for it and they're going to say it with votes. Oh, and the department stores are going to love you too and the Christmas card makers and the candy companies. Ho ho. Henry, you're going to be an awful popular fella. And what about the Salvation Army? Why, they got a Santa Claus on every corner, and they're taking a fortune. But you go ahead Henry, you do it your way. You go on back in there and tell them that you rule there is no Santy Claus. Go on. But if you do, remember this: you can count on getting just two votes, your own and that district attorney's out there.
as Charles Halloran
- Sometimes I wish I married a butcher or a plumber.
Natalie Wood as Mrs Mara
- If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me. And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard like mother says.
Natalie Wood as Susan Walker
Mister Roberts (1955)
- We've got nothing to do with the war. Maybe that's why we're on this ship, cause we're not good enough to fight. Cause our glands don't secrete enough adrenaline, or our great-great grandmothers were afraid of the dark or something.
Henry Fonda as Doug Roberts
- How did you ever get command of a ship? I realize in wartime they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but where did they ever scrape you up?
Henry Fonda as Doug Roberts
Mommie Dearest (1981)
- NO WIRE HANGARS. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere.
Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford
- How many drinks is that? When you were a kid that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk.
Steve Forrest as Greg Savitt
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
- Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
News Reporter
- This place is an X-file, wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiracy.
Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger
- Don't think of it as prison. Think of it as a hotel that you can never leave, 'cause it's locked from the outside.
Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger
- Oh, honey, ever since you were a little baby, I knew... you would save the world from an alien invasion.
Julie White as Wendy Murphy
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
- When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
Michael Palin as King of the Swamp Castle
- We are the Knights who say NI.
Michael Palin as Knight 1
- Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
John Cleese as Tim
- Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge tracts of land.
Michael Palin as King of the Swamp Castle
- And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Michael Palin as Cleric
- Bring out yer dead.
Eric Idle as The Dead Collector
- I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
John Cleese as French Soldier
- 'Tis but a scratch.
John Cleese as Black Knight
Moonstruck (1987)
- Snap out of it!
Cher as Loretta Castorini
- I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else.
Olympia Dukakis as Rose Castorini
- There are three kinds of pipe. There's aluminum, which is garbage. There's bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong. Then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money.
Vincent Gardenia as Cosmo Castorini
- A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing - and that's a bad, crazy day.
Vincent Gardenia as Cosmo Castorini
- Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit.
Nicholas Cage as Ronny Cammareri
- Well, there's a Bible story - God - God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.
Danny Aiello as Johnny Cammareri
Moscow on the Hudson (1984)
- Yesterday I bought my first pair of American shoes. They were made in Italy.
Robin Williams as Vladimir Ivanoff
- That be two big Macs, one quarter pounder with cheese, six pieces chicken McNuggets, two boxes Ronald McDonald cookies, one order McFries, two chocolate McShakes. Come back McSoon.
Robin Williams as Vladimir Ivanoff
Multiplicity (1996)
- You know how when you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as... well... the original.
Michael Keaton as Doug Kinney #3
- My life's a shambles. I need pie.
Michael Keaton as Doug Kinney #2
The Mummy (1999)
- Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I... am a librarian.
Rachel Weisz as Evelyn
- It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.
Kevin J. O'Connor as Beni Gabor
- I only gamble with my life, never my money.
Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell
- Oh, yeah. This just keeps gettin' better and better.
Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell
- It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
Rachel Weisz as Evelyn
The Muppet Movie (1979)
- Life is like a movie. Write your own ending.
Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"
Nia Vardalos as Toula Portokalos
- There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.
Michael Constantine as Gus Portokalos
- Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos
- What do you mean he don't EAT no MEAT? Oh, that's okay. That's okay. I make lamb.
Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula
- Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become. Yeah that dear Abby really knows what she's talking about.
Louis Mandylor as Nick Portokalos
- I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
Louis Mandylor as Nick Portokalos
- My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.
Nia Vardalos as Toula Portokalos
- I gave you life so that you could live it.
Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos
- You know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo," which is mean "apple," so there you go. As many of you know, our name, Portokalos, is come from the Greek word "portokali," which mean "orange." So, okay? Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange. We all different, but in the end, we all fruit.
Michael Constantine as Gus Portokalos
Mystery Men (1999)
- We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
William H. Macy as The Shoveller
- An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.
Hank Azaria as The Blue Raja
- We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
William H. Macy as The Shoveller
- After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
Ben Stiller as Mr. Furious
- To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn. You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums. He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
Wes Studi as The Sphinx
- When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Wes Studi as The Sphinx
- We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.
William H. Macy as The Shoveller
- The police ruled my father's death a suicide. They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Janeane Garofalo as The Bowler
- It's a psychofrakulator. It creates a cloud of radically-fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concatenated with a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary. It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is that hallucinations become reality and the brain is literally fried from within.
Tom Waits as Dr. Heller
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