(1881 - 1960) - American Newspaperman and parodist, known as a member of the 'Algonquin Round Table' literary circle and as author of 'The Conning Tower' newspaper column
from Cautionary Tales: [1907]
Henry King
'Who chewed bits of string, and was early cut off in dreadful agonies' (BB)
Jim
'Who ran away from his Nurse and was eaten by a Lion' (BB)
Charles Augustus Fortescue
'Who always did what was Right, and so accumulated an Immense Fortune.'
Rebecca
'Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably' (JH)
Franklin Hyde
'Who caroused in the Dirt and was corrected by His Uncle' (JH)
Godolphin Horne
'Who was cursed with the Sin of Pride, and Became a Boot-Black' (JH)
Algernon
'Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his Sister was reprimanded by his Father' (JH)
Hildebrand
'o was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason ' (JH)
George
'Who played with a Dangerous Toy, and suffered a Catastrophe of considerable Dimensions ' (JH)
Lord Lundy
'Who was too Freely Moved to Tears, and thereby ruined his Political Career ' (JH)
Lord Lundy
'Second Canto' (JH)