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    The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

  1. Love means never having to say you're ugly.
      Vincent Price as Dr. Phibes


  2. A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen.
      John Cater as Waverly


  3. Don't cry upon God, Dr. Vesalius. He is on my side! He led me, showed me the way in my quest for vengeance.
      Vincent Price as Dr. Phibes


  4. Vulnavia, my work is almost complete. Go and destroy all that I have created.
      Vincent Price as Dr. Phibes


  5. About a Boy (2002)

  6. The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show, if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single mum plotline was a bit complicated for me.
      Hugh Grant as Will


  7. Suddenly I realized - two people isn't enough. You need backup. If you're only two people, and someone drops off the edge, then you're on your own. Two isn't a large enough number. You need three at least.
      Nicholas Hoult as Marcus


  8. No, no, you've always had that wrong about me. I really am this shallow.
      Hugh Grant as Will


  9. In my opinion, all men are islands. And what's more, now's the time to be one. This is an island age.
      Hugh Grant as Will


  10. Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.
      Hugh Grant as Will


  11. The Accidental Tourist (1988)

  12. I'm beginning to think that maybe it's not just how much you love someone. Maybe what matters is who you are when you're with them.
      William Hurt as Macon


  13. I don't really care for movies; they make everything seem so close up.
      William Hurt as Macon


  14. Adaptation (2002)

  15. I'm probably the smartest person I know.
      Chris Cooper as John Laroche


  16. I suppose I do have one unembarrassed passion. I want to know how it feels to care about something passionately.
      Meryl Streep as Susan Orlean


  17. You know why I like plants? ecause they're so mutable. Adaptation is a profound process. Means you figure out how to thrive in the world.
      Chris Cooper as John Laroche


  18. There are too many ideas and too many people. And too many directions to go. I was starting to believe that the reason it matters to care passionately about something, is that is whittles the world down to a more manageable size.
      Meryl Streep as Susan Orlean


  19. The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai (1984)

  20. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
      Peter Weller as Buckaroo Bonzai


  21. I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
      Peter Weller as Buckaroo Bonzai


  22. Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.
      John Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin


  23. History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
      John Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin


  24. Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
      John Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin


  25. History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
      John Lithgow as Lord John Whorfin


  26. Where are we going? Planet 10. When? Real Soon.
      Red Lectoid (cheer)


  27. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)

  28. Elementary, my dear Watson.
      Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes


  29. The African Queen (1951)

  30. Dear?... Dear?... What is your first name?
      Katherine Hepburn as Rose


  31. One thing in the world I hate: leeches. Filthy little devils.
      Humphrey Bogart as Charlie Allnut


  32. A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
      Humphrey Bogart as Charlie Allnut


  33. "Nature,Ē Mr. Allnut, is what we are put into this world to rise above.
      Katharine Hepburn as Rose Sayer


  34. Air Force One (1997)

  35. You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas are going to lecture me on the rules of war? Well Don't.
      Gary Oldman as Ivan Korshunov


  36. The dead remember our indifference. The dead remember our silence.
      Harrison Ford as President James Marshall


  37. Never again will I allow our political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons. And to those who would use them, your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid.
      Harrison Ford as President James Marshall


  38. Airplane! (1980)

  39. And stop calling me Shirley.
      Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack


  40. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
      Peter Grves as Captain Oveur


  41. Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
      Robert Stack as Rex Cramer


  42. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
      Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCrosky


  43. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
      Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCrosky


  44. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
      Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCrosky


  45. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
      Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson


  46. Airport (1970)

  47. My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds.
      Helen Hayes as Ada Quonsett


  48. When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.
      Helen Hayes as Ada Quonsett


  49. Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing.
      Barry Nelson as Captain Anson Harris


  50. My late husband taught me to be thorough. He was a teacher of geometry. He always said: "You must consider every angle."
      Helen Hayes as Ada Quonsett


  51. The Alamo (1960)

  52. Step down off your high horse, Mister. You don't get lard unless you boil the hog!
      John Wayne as Davey Crockett


  53. Now I may sound like a Bible beater yelling up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting, but that don't change the truth none. There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat.
      John Wayne as Davey Crockett


  54. Make a married woman laugh and you're halfway there.
      Michael Caine as Alfie Elkins


  55. She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.
      Michael Caine as Alfie Elkins


  56. I've never told her that I love her - except at those times when you've *got* to say something for appearance's sake.
      Michael Caine as Alfie Elkins


  57. You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?
      Michael Caine as Alfie Elkins


  58. Alien (1979)

  59. I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
      Ian Holm as Ash


  60. I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.
      Ian Holm as Ash


  61. All About Eve (1950)

  62. Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.
      Bette Davis as Margo Channing


  63. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
      Bette Davis as Margo Channing


  64. I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.
      Bette Davis as Margo Channing


  65. Everybody has a heart - except some people.
      Bette Davis as Margo Channing


  66. So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.
      Bette Davis as Margo Channing


  67. There never was, and there never will be, another like you.
      George Sanders as Addison DeWitt


  68. Wherever there's magic and make-believe and an audience, there's theatre.
      Gary Merrill as Bill Sampson


  69. Nothing is forever in the Theatre. Whatever it is, it's here, it flares up, burns hot and then its gone.
      Celeste Holm as Karen Richards


  70. We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them, who else will?
      George Sanders as Addison DeWitt


  71. When you're a secretary in a brewery, it's pretty hard to make-believe you're anything else. Everything is beer.
      Anne Baxter as Eve Harrington


  72. All That Jazz (1975)

  73. It's show time, folks.
      Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon


  74. No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?"
      Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon


  75. Sometimes I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins.
      Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon


  76. If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you.
      Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon


  77. I don't get married again because I can't find anyone I dislike enough to inflict that kind of torture on.
      Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon


  78. All the President's Men (1976)

  79. Follow The Money
      Hal Holbrook as Deep Throat


  80. The most powerful man in the United States is President Nixon. You've heard of him? Charles Colson is special counsel to the President. There's a cartoon on his wall. The caption reads, "When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
      Jack Warden as Harry Rosenfeld


  81. I was at a party once, and, uh, Liddy put his hand over a candle, and he kept it there. He kept it right in the flame until his flesh was burned. Somebody said, "What's the trick?" And Liddy said, "The trick is not minding."
      Hal Holbrook as Deep Throat


  82. Altered States (1980)

  83. The purpose of our suffering is only more suffering.
      William Hurt as Eddie Jessup


  84. I'm a man in search of his true self. How archetypically American can you get? We're all trying to fulfill ourselves, understand ourselves, get in touch with ourselves, face the reality of ourselves, explore ourselves, expand ourselves. Ever since we dispensed with God we've got nothing but ourselves to explain this meaningless horror of life.
      William Hurt as Eddie Jessup


  85. You saved me. You redeemed me from the pit. I was in it, Emily. I was *in* that ultimate moment of terror that is the beginning of life. It is nothing. Simple, hideous nothing. The final truth of all things is that there is no final Truth. Truth is what's transitory. It's human life that is real.
      William Hurt as Eddie Jessup


  86. Amadeus (1984)

  87. The only thing that worried me was the actual killing. How does one do that? Hmmm? How does one kill a man? It's one thing to dream about it; very different when, when you, when you have to do it with your own hands.
      F. Murray Abraham as Salieri


  88. There are simply too many notes.
      Jeffrey Jones as Emperor Joseph II


  89. My father, he did not care for music. When I told him how I wished I could be like Mozart, he would say, "Boy, do you want to be a trained monkey? Would you like me to drag you around Europe doing tricks, like a circus freak?"
      F. Murray Abraham as Salieri


  90. Amelie (2001)

  91. Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box.
      (unknown) as Bretodeau, The Box Man


  92. I like to look for things no one else catches.
      Audrey Tatou in the title role


  93. American Beauty (1999)

  94. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
      Wes Bentley as Ricky Fitts


  95. Angels and Demons (2009)

  96. Religion is flawed because man is flawed.
      Armin Mueller-Stahl as Cardinal Strauss


  97. Angus (1995)

  98. Isn't Angus a cow's name?
      Steven Hartman as Rick


  99. I don't sweat, I rain.
      Charlie Talbert as Angus


  100. I can't dance. My limbs are lethal weapons. Innocent people got hurt trying to teach me dance.
      Charlie Talbert as Angus


  101. Superman isn't brave. He's smart, handsome, even decent. But he's not brave. Superman is indestructible, and you can't be brave if you're indestructible. It's people like you and your mother. People who are different, and can be crushed and know it. Yet they keep on going out there every time.
      George C. Scott as Grandpa


  102. Animal Crackers (1930)

  103. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I donít know.
      Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding


  104. Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
      Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding


  105. A party. I came here for a party. And what happened? Nothing. Not even ice cream.
      Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding


  106. Animal House (1978)

  107. Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
      Donald Sutherland as Professor Jennings


  108. We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.
      Bruce McGill as D-Day


  109. Food fight!
      John Belushi as Bluto


  110. Anna Christie (1930)

  111. Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
      Greta Garbo as Anna Christie


  112. Annie Hall (1977)

  113. That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  114. I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  115. A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  116. I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  117. Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  118. Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  119. I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories.
      Woody Allen as Alvy Singer


  120. Apocalypse Now (1979)

  121. Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.
      Martin Sheen as Captain Benjamin L. Willard


  122. I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet.
      Martin Sheen as Captain Benjamin L. Willard


  123. Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
      Robert Duval as Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore


  124. I've seen horrors -- horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.
      Marlon Brando as Colonel Walter E. Kurtz


  125. We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.
      Marlon Brando as Colonel Walter E. Kurtz


  126. Apollo 13 (1995)

  127. Houston, we have a problem.
      Tom Hanks as as Jim Lovell


  128. So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.
      Kevin Bacon as Jack Swigert


  129. From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go.
      Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell


  130. We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.
      Ed Harris as Gene Krantz


  131. Arachnaphobia (1990)

  132. Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.
      Jeff Daniels as Dr. Ross Jennings


  133. Armageddon (1998)

  134. I've never told anyone this before, but I hate flying. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
      Will Patton as Chick


  135. The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?
      Bruce Willis as Harry Stamper


  136. I don't want to be the materialistic weasel here, but do you think we'll get hazard pay for this?
      Steve Buscemi as Rockhound


  137. Around the World in 80 Days (1956)

  138. Never be in a hurry. You'll miss the best parts in life.
      Marlene Dietrich as the Saloon Hostess


  139. I never will understand you city folk. Always rushing, rushing, rushing, always in a hurry. That's why you have stomach trouble.
      Joe E. Brown as the Stationmaster


  140. An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.
      David Niven as Phileas Fogg


  141. Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

  142. Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
      Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster


  143. They're two of the dearest, sweetest, kindest, old ladies that ever walked the earth. They're out of this world.
      Edward McNamara as As Police Sargeant Brophy


  144. Arthur (1981)

  145. I'll alert the media.
      John Gielgud as Hobson


  146. I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.
      Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach


  147. Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.
      John Gielgud as Hobson


  148. Not all of us who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
      Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach


  149. Fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think fish must get awful tired of sea food.
      Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach


  150. Poor people are not loved, Arthur. They urinate in public and have very few teeth.
      John Gielgud as Hobson


  151. You spoiled little bastard! You're a man who has everything, haven't you, but that's not enough. You feel unloved, Arthur, welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And incidentally, I love you.
      John Gielgud as Hobson


  152. As Good As It Gets (1997)

  153. You make me want to be a better man.
      Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall


  154. When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. And then, of course, you spoke.
      Helen Hunt as Carol Connelly


  155. What if this is as good as it gets?
      Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall


  156. The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.
      Greg Kinnear as Simon Bishop


  157. Auntie Mame (1958)

  158. Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
      Rosalind Russel in the title role


  159. She has the I.Q. of a dead flashlight battery.
      Rosalind Russel in the title role


  160. That's a B. It's the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your late father.
      Rosalind Russel in the title role


  161. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

  162. I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
      Mike Myers as Austin Powers


  163. It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
      Mike Myers as Dr. Evil


  164. Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
      Mike Myers as Austin Powers


  165. There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
      Mike Myers as Dr. Evil



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