A Terrible Infant

I RECOLLECT a nurse call'd Ann

   Who carried me about the grass,

And one fine day a fine young man

   Came up and kiss'd the pretty lass.

She did not make the least objection!

   Thinks I, "Aha!

   When I can talk I'll tell Mamma" --

And that's my earliest recollection.

Frederick Locker-Lampson